curiovsly:

I honestly love drunk girls so much, last night I was at a party and a girl started crying because she loved my hair

lllllllllllllletswrite:

i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system

rimjhimbristi:

me: *promises to not procrastinate this semester* 
me: why the fuck u lyin.. why u always lyin.. mmmmmm MY GOD STOP FUCKING LYING